What will the bridge club think?
sassybang:

it’s almost time

sassybang:

it’s almost time

floyd-pinkerton-official:

I AM IN TEARS

floyd-pinkerton-official:

I AM IN TEARS

enarre:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Exactly.  I’m really curious why they even did a crossover, since it’s my impression the guys who make the Simpsons aren’t big fans of Family Guy things anyway.  

simpsons no.
simpsons why.

infinitemachine:

gameworldenvirons:

The Pillar of Hate.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (1995)

Yessssss.

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

"I feel," said Blind Io, "that if we wanted people to fly, we would have given them wings."
“We allow broomthtickth and magic carpeth,” said Offler.
“Ah, but they’re magical. Magic… religion… there is a certain association. This is an attempt to subvert the natural order. Just anyone could float around the place in one of these things.” He shuddered. “Men could look down upon the gods!”
He looked down upon Leonard of Quirm.
“Why did you do it?” he said.
“You gave me wings when you showed me birds,” said Leonard of Quirm.

That last line is so powerful.

Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

(via randombrethren)

dear fish:

stop looking dead thanks