it’s almost time
I AM IN TEARS
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
Exactly. I’m really curious why they even did a crossover, since it’s my impression the guys who make the Simpsons aren’t big fans of Family Guy things anyway.
The Pillar of Hate.
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (1995)
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
“We allow broomthtickth and magic carpeth,” said Offler.
“Ah, but they’re magical. Magic… religion… there is a certain association. This is an attempt to subvert the natural order. Just anyone could float around the place in one of these things.” He shuddered. “Men could look down upon the gods!”
He looked down upon Leonard of Quirm.
“Why did you do it?” he said.
“You gave me wings when you showed me birds,” said Leonard of Quirm.
Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero